Puppy Person Pillows

Balloon dog training

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Jr. cloning kit

Pet a Puppy

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'They sure have small litters.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Balloon dog poos.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"