Puppy Person Prints

Balloon dog training

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Pet a Puppy

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Obedience School Graduation

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'They sure have small litters.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Balloon dog poos.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."