Animal Lovers' Club Gifts

"I can't believe you're breaking up with me in my favorite restaurant."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

The Zoo.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Why do they do that?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Ahhh...'

"Cat box"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Life is for the birds.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Seagiraffes

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Swan Fairy Tales

Faster, Georges, faster!

Billy. The Kid.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'