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"I can't believe you're breaking up with me in my favorite restaurant."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

The Zoo.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

Life is for the birds.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Ahhh...'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Billy. The Kid.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Swan Fairy Tales