Animal Emoji Fan Pillows

Dogs texting each other emojis

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Oymoticons

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

"I'm a monster."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Boarway Show

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Your education in business and management is impressive, but I'm hesitant to put you in a leadership position now that I see you're a lemming."