Animal Emoji Fan Pillows

Dogs texting each other emojis

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Oymoticons

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"I'm a monster."

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."