Animal Behaviorist In Training Gifts

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Bert's dog training.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Bears catching fish

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"The hyenas started it."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'