Animal Analogist Gifts

Football Chameleon

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Ever eat a bird?"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Lion Costume

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"He does impressions too!"

Owl

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."