Animal Alter Ego Fan Pillows

'Get a hold of yourself, O'Toole - There's no reason to bite the man's head off!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Meow"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I'm a monster."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Clandestine cows.

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Boarway Show

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'We should talk more.'