Big Ego Animal Fan Pillows

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Romantic Giraffes

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I'm a monster."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Antler Buzzers.

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'We should talk more.'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.