Big Ego Animal Fan Mugs

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Romantic Giraffes

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I'm a monster."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Antler Buzzers.

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'We should talk more.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'