Animal Alter Ego Fan Gifts

'Get a hold of yourself, O'Toole - There's no reason to bite the man's head off!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Meow"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I'm a monster."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Clandestine cows.

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'We should talk more.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Charlotte's web-cam'