Anglophile Chuckler Pillows

"Really? I didn't know West Hampstead went that far west"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Shakespeare Quote

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

A meeting on the pier

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Elizabeth II

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

The Big Four debate banking ethics

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Brexit Seasons

'I already have a dozen different spellings of Master Will's signature.'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

'...but this is what I wore for the 1977 Jubilee.'

"So what are you the earl of?"

Small Briton talking about French invasion

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

The Queen

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

Tony Blair.

"Would it be possible to get baked beans on toast. I'm not British – I'm just crazy."

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

Mon Dieu!

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

Manners and customs of 'ye Englyshe', scene 3.

"Gee, I just love the British dry sense of humor!"