Anglophile Chuckler Pillows

"Really? I didn't know West Hampstead went that far west"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Shakespeare Quote

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

A meeting on the pier

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Elizabeth II

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Brexit Seasons

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

Small Briton talking about French invasion

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

'...but this is what I wore for the 1977 Jubilee.'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"So what are you the earl of?"

'I already have a dozen different spellings of Master Will's signature.'

The Queen

Tony Blair.

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Mon Dieu!

"Would it be possible to get baked beans on toast. I'm not British – I'm just crazy."

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

Manners and customs of 'ye Englyshe', scene 3.