Anglophile Adventurers Pillows

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Campaign for Plain English

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Where the wild things were."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

Shakespeare Quote

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

A meeting on the pier

Elizabeth II

Orator translates in many languages.

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

An old lady Kitesurfing

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

'Hello? - Is that me?'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

Best Pals

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'What does surrender mean?'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'