Anglophile Adventurer Pillows

Great Britain

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"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Where the wild things were."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"This will be hilarious!"

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'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Shakespeare Quote

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

A meeting on the pier

Elizabeth II

Orator translates in many languages.

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

'Hello? - Is that me?'

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

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