Anglophile Adventurers Gifts

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Campaign for Plain English

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Where the wild things were."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

Shakespeare Quote

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

A meeting on the pier

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Elizabeth II

Orator translates in many languages.

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

Best Pals

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'What does surrender mean?'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'