Anger Therapist Pillows

'...I lost my temper and now I can't find it!'

Chain of violence

Road rage on board.

"Put your mitts up sir and prepare for a THRASHING!"

"I don't need your advice. This is how I deal with stress."

Anger Management

"I want you to stay back after class, Mr Thompson."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

Enlightened Cursing

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

Hissy-fits for sale.

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'