Anger Therapist Gifts

'...I lost my temper and now I can't find it!'

Chain of violence

Road rage on board.

"Put your mitts up sir and prepare for a THRASHING!"

"I don't need your advice. This is how I deal with stress."

Anger Management

"Anger management classes have gotten me through the whole red thing."

"I want you to stay back after class, Mr Thompson."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

Turn your head and laugh.

Enlightened Cursing

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

Hissy-fits for sale.

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

Aggression Therapy Seminar

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."