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"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

A Bloody Butcher

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Plasma Ball

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Benjamin Franklin.

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Nikola Tesla

Prime Meats.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.

Benjamin Franklin

Cowpat Man.

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

'Thomas Edison was awesome...If it weren't for him, we'd all be watching tv by candlelight.'