Anger Outlet Explorer Pillows

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

A Bloody Butcher

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Plasma Ball

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

Benjamin Franklin.

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Prime Meats.

Nikola Tesla

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

Benjamin Franklin

No, my date didn't go well. I was saying a I had an electrical short circuit when I told you sparks were flying.

Cowpat Man.