Anger Management Explorer T-Shirts

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)

"...recreate that anger explosion at work when you were stressed out...."

Viking Berserkers Anger Management Seminar

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

Enlightened Cursing

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I told you he had a temper.'

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Sports Work Out