Angelic Ornithologist Gifts

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"You think it's tough down there?"

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"Get a life!"

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Death of the pope.

Vegetarian Heaven

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Ad Meeting With God.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'