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'And make it look like an accident.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

The Suite Hereafter

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"You run into a window, too?"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Angel playing music

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Damn defibrillators.

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'I'm worried about this growth on my back!'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Jenga!!!

Supply was out of harps.

Punk Angel

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"Maybe it's infected."

Heavenly meetings.