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'Congratulations, Louigi. You're going to be a made man!'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

No-Work Orange

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Stand-up Romcom

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Cut!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Silence of the Chickens...

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."