Angelic Internet Lover Pillows

'And quit telling me to get a life. You know perfectly well it's too late for that.'

'T.M.I.F.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Heaven

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

Death of the pope.

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"I hate this damn thing!"

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

"User name and password?"

'When is break time around here?'

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

'Oh, great...I'm having a bad halo day and the boss decides to walk by.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

'I was an overachiever.'