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'I can't believe this! You're low in iron.'

Vlad the Inhaler

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Bubbling

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'Reinventing myself.'

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

Street Organist in the East End Slums

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

'Who would you rather be poor under - Labour, the Tories or the Lib Dems?'

One of the three blind mice

'Hon, I'm going shiplifting something for our dinner.'

National Asthma Society Parade

Opium Den 2019

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

A vein of vampires