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'I can't believe this! You're low in iron.'

Vlad the Inhaler

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Bubbling

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'Reinventing myself.'

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

Street Organist in the East End Slums

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

One of the three blind mice

A vein of vampires

Opium Den 2019

'Who would you rather be poor under - Labour, the Tories or the Lib Dems?'

'Hon, I'm going shiplifting something for our dinner.'

National Asthma Society Parade

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"