Ancient Language Aficionado Gifts

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

Grim Reaper enters classroom where he teaches dead languages.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Those Were The Days

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Sphinx Comes Alive

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

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