Ancient Language Aficionado Pillows

"Thou," not "you"! "Shalt," not "shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth"! Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody! God's Autocorrect.

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

Grim Reaper enters classroom where he teaches dead languages.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Have you been playing dice?"

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Stick them up...'

Those Were The Days

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Staff Yearbook

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Sphinx Comes Alive