Ancient Language Enthusiast Pillows

Previously indecipherable, Professor Wiggins translates another ancient text using the newly discovered Rosetta phone.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

I miss words...

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

"Here's the parking lot."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'