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'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"He did it!"

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

Evolution in motion: whales return to the sea.

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

Broken artefact in the museum

“They look like last year’s models.”

The Lion Tamer.

"That reminds me - it's about time to feed the little fella."

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

'Hello? Animal control?'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

"My new vet has the human touch."

'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'