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'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

A child and his dog

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'I told you it would fit.'

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

'My final offer.'

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

Eating the Evidence

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'I don't care if he followed you home-we're not keeping him!'

Running Mate

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

The Lion Tamer.

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'

"Okay you try going under and I'll go over."

Broken artefact in the museum

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.