Ancient Animal Handler Mugs

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

Evolution in motion: whales return to the sea.

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

'Hello? Animal control?'

The Lion Tamer.

Broken artefact in the museum

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

“They look like last year’s models.”

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

"My new vet has the human touch."

'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'