Ancient Algorithms Fan Gifts

'This is Ogg in hardware and Gog in software.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Bright idea

Early Programmers.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

Really Early Vikings

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

You Shouldn't Have

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

The real reason for the pyramids.

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

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"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.