Ancient Algorithms Fan Pillows

'This is Ogg in hardware and Gog in software.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Bright idea

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Jason and the Aga notes,

Early Programmers.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'I found another pothole.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Really Early Vikings

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

The real reason for the pyramids.

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

"Look, we've got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses."