Ancestral Lifestyle Aficionado Gifts

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

'One of my forebears.'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

The Rudges' peaceful home

"I think we should get a dog."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Time for Tea

"Now do you believe me?"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Queen reigning.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'