Ancestral Lifestyle Aficionado Prints

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

REPENT! Get back to nature

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'One of my forebears.'

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

Time for Tea

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Now do you believe me?"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"I think we should get a dog."

The Rudges' peaceful home

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Queen reigning.

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Who's your daddy?, INC. It