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REPENT! Get back to nature

I like him. He makes me almost laugh.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins A Commune

'It's a nonesie.'

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Punk Reindeer

The Mainstream

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"I beg to differ."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"You should consider buying."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Now do you believe me?"

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"My new boyfriend is free range!"