Analog Artist Gifts

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

I.T. Fear

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Books and Phones

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

"This sure makes my job easier."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Jack B. Nimble simulates jumping over a candlestick.

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'I'm not good at coloring inside the lines, but I can fix it in Photoshop.'

computer trick with teapot and cup

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

Computer Creation.

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."