Analog Artist Gifts

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

I.T. Fear

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Books and Phones

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

"This sure makes my job easier."

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Jack B. Nimble simulates jumping over a candlestick.

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

computer trick with teapot and cup

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

Computer Creation.

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."