Amusing Anomaly Appreciator Gifts

'This is it Jeff...the last of the red hot louvres.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Barcode Dreams

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Good news. It's a small pig."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"From this you make a living?"

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

Who Let the Dawg In?

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'