Amusing Anomaly Appreciator Pillows

'This is it Jeff...the last of the red hot louvres.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Barcode Dreams

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Good news. It's a small pig."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"From this you make a living?"

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"