Amputation Awareness Pillows

Clinic for those with one leg - Wipe your foot.

'Go figure, somebody uses my foot as a lucky charm: I don't feel lucky myself...'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

The incomplete Angler

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

Vaccine passport required