Amputation Awareness Prints

Clinic for those with one leg - Wipe your foot.

'Go figure, somebody uses my foot as a lucky charm: I don't feel lucky myself...'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Earth and the Coronavirus

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

The incomplete Angler

AIDS prevention

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'I tried it at home...'

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"