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'Amnesia, you say? Did you borrow money from a friend or relative?''

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Channelling on the Cheap

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Ghostship

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

Monster Realtor

"This is not good at all!"