Amnesia Adventurer T-Shirts

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Halo Frisbee.

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'