Amish Community Enthusiasts Pillows

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"That's our new church mascot."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

Honk if you're holy.

"Hallelujah!"

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

Sports Day at the Monastery

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

At home with the Pope.

Growing Churches

'More options!'

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

Legend Elvish Presley rocks at hobgoblin fest

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

A blessing in disguise.

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

'Oh yeah, it's a great idea, but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?'

'You're going to be a naughty boy.'

"Your sermon started out strong, then it got a little slow and I nodded off."

Vicar with 'I Love' written on his top