Amish Culture Fan Pillows

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Elvis Presley

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Mark Twain

Neil Young

Saint Patrick

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

W. B. Yeats

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Seamus Heaney.

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

Dolores O'Riordan caricature

Blarney Stone Romance

Out of Ireland

St. Patrick's Day

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Paul Simon

Leonard Cohen