Amish Community Enthusiasts Gifts

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"That's our new church mascot."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Donald Glover

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"Hallelujah!"

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

Honk if you're holy.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

Sports Day at the Monastery

At home with the Pope.

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

'More options!'

Growing Churches

The first attempt at stoning St. Stephen...

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

Legend Elvish Presley rocks at hobgoblin fest

A blessing in disguise.

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

'Oh yeah, it's a great idea, but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?'

Vicar with 'I Love' written on his top

"Just a little case of writer's block. Give me a little time, here."

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!

Birthday anticlimax.