Amish Culture Admirer Gifts

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Primitive magician

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Elvis Presley

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

James Joyce.

Nelson Mandela.

Mark Twain

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Sun Worshipers

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

Normal Rockwell - US painter/illustrator.

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Pearly Queen Gates

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

Irish Eyes began smiling on March 17, 461...the day St. Patrick discovered Irish cream.

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

Daniel O'Connell