Ambitious Pet Owners Gifts

"I don't intend to be a drover's dog all my life."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Let's get a kitty.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Walking the dog.

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

"I told you a pet is a lot of responsibility. Now, take your balloon dog out for some air."

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

'I have a good feeling about Mistress' new boyfriend: He's a Council Dog-Catcher!'

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

Robot cleaning up after robot dog.

"Why don't you use your litter box?"

'Perhaps you'd be happier with a dog!'

Dreaming of chasing cars.

'Look at Spot - he always did love to play with Jack!'

Rex talks about his life goals.

"His breed's too proud to beg"

Dog Magic Tricks

Pets past...Did you know?

"Welcome welcome. Through these gates awais a paradise where the ball of string has no end and EVERYONE catches the red dot."

"...and when did you first start thinking you were Napoleon's dog?"

'Someone's always burning the midnight oil around here.'

'Stop complaining. I walked him last time.'

Feeling on top of the world.

Never talk to your pet rock-It's stone deaf.

'Nice fetch.'