Ambitious Guardianship Gifts

Saint Anthony's School for Gifted Parents

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"People were steal his ideas"

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

Be A Doctor

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

See, no monster under your bed

Money And Prestige

Fridays For Future

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

Guardianship of minors

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

'Nothing against you, dad, but I'd rather be a political pundit.'

'Yes, most humans call us pests or vermin, but a few of them love us as pets...'

"It was just a bad dream darling. See, the moon's still here. You can go back to sleep now..."

"I'm afraid you could do better work in order to get your daughter into this school."

"Papi, I need a bigger bedroom. The one I have isn't big enough for a the both of us."

'It wasn't the job, I loved the job! But with a family to support I had to look for something with better pay and prospects!'

Young People Ask, Politicians Answer. . .